web analytics

Bad Pickup Lines And Why They Don’t Work

bad-pick-up-lineOkay, so I am sure that everyone has been at a club or a bar and heard or even said a bad pickup line or two. In most cases the woman just blows whoever is spitting out the line off. So here are some bad pickup lines and why they do not work.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

EXCUSE ME? Nothing yells “I think you are a gold digger.” like this line. Not all woman are after money. In fact most women aren’t. We just want a good man that will support us mentally and emotionally. Don’t get me wrong, financial stability is great but it definitely is not the backbone of what we are looking for.

You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I’m sorry but this is not how u greet yourself. You might as well walk up and say “Hi, you are ugly but when we have sex I will turn the lights out so I cant see you.” Okay so you are only talking to her to get in her pants. Most woman with class will not sleep with someone the night they meet them, especially if you call them ugly.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Why didn’t you just walk up to her and call her a cheap whore? As i mentioned before you don’t mention having sex with a woman the night you meet her. that is the number one way to push a woman away from you. In fact if you will be one lucky man if you don’t get slapped after trying this line.

Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine.

This one has been around for ages. And it is going to be just as ineffective today as it was years ago. First off this makes you sound completely stupid because it is impossible to lose your own number. Also a woman is not going to give you her number in the first 2 seconds of knowing you.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

There is no better way to give a woman a self esteem check like this. You pretty much said that she was worthless because no other man was talking to her. Maybe nobody else is talking to her because they also tried these corny pickup lines and got shot down. Guess what you are gonna fall into that line of men that got shot down.

Okay, now that you know pickup lines are ineffective, and some times insulting. They don’t work so don’t even try them. If you want to get a female to notice you just be yourself and be charming and I bet you will get the attention you want.